What is Clark Bar?
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An inbred animal with human features who has an extint smell that is used as a defense mechanism. If your to encounter such a beast DO NOT BREATH, the breath of one of these beasts is known to be very lethal. The way to spot on is by the caramel color and the freckers... may i tell you these clarks are very dangerous. They have knee slappers. STAY AWAY!
The Clark Bar is the worlds most dangerous predator and will stop at nothing to get dat money.
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A person incapable of having sex, since he sucked his penis so much it withered up and broke off.
"Jack, you don't have a pen..
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Your dress code is half-Goth, half-Dr. Seuss and all-retard.
You wear big ol cat in the hat hats, and you really overdo it with stripes..
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so brutally wonderful.
That scene in Die Hard where the guy from Moonlighting jumps off the exploding building is so off the chainsaw, ..
