Clark Syndrome

What is Clark Syndrome?


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Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful

· Very small and barely noticeable penis

· Very small or barely noticeable ass

· Unable to form complete sentences

· Hair loss

· Strange Rashes

· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness

· Extreme moodiness

· Inability to get a date

· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger

- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members

- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor

- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo

- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person

- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members

Damn that guy Chris sure has Clark Syndrome

See clark, chris, turtle head, head, turtle


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