Clarked Edit Meaning

1.

To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)

Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.

See anonymous

2.

To wreck, or otherwise cause damage to a vehicle, due to lack of concentration.

Don clarked the rental car.

See wreck, crash, dent, ding, scratch

3.

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

See anonymous

4.

When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.

Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!

See mamba, cock, blowjob, sex, houdini, face, spunk, sperm, sick

5.

At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.

Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.

See clark, clarked, banned, suspended