What is Clarkston?
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A town where sexy men who have HUGE PENISES live. The best place in the world to find them. A place inhabited by sex gods.
"i'm going to Clarkston to find more guys like Mark and Edward"
"We met in clarkston, you know?"
"they might be dorks, but they're from clarkston!"
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A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.
I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia
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When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time
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driving around developments getting high.
eventually all the houses look the same and you and your friends can laugh wildly at the conf..
