What is Clarted?
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To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.
My boots were clarted in mud.
2.
This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).
Clart - To put too much on something
she clarted her face with makeup
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3.
v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.
In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.
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pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.
Jon: "Yo, did you do your eng..
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Slang term for cunnilingus, or, the oral stimulation of the female genetalia.
Or more simply, eating a girl out.
"Me and my girlf..
