Clarted

What is Clarted?


1.

To be covered in something, normally referred to an object.

My boots were clarted in mud.

2.

This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).

Clart - To put too much on something

she clarted her face with makeup

See clart, clarted, covered, cover

3.

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.


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