Clarts

What is Clarts?

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside

"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!

See James

genital warts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"

See aeon

Mafia Dentistry

1. when someone is in the mafia and instead of breaking their kneecaps or smashing their face in, they just bash their teeth in and pull so..

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack

1. When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock b..

Ofis

1. adj/O.F.I.S - literally means 'OH Fuck its Sunday.' Jeff- Oh thank goodness its friday Bill- No its not its Sunday Jeff- OF..

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