Classeration

What is Classeration?


1.

Any cut resulting in severe bleeding, or necessitating the need for stitches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a Dixie Chicks concert.

The emergency response team arrived at the Sidney Opera House only to find that Sheila Koalawanker had suffered a life threatening classeration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of Fiddler on the Roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through Sheila's carotid artery.

See laceration, guggenheim, louvre


0

Random Words:

1. Jigalata is someone who is rollin someone who takes a x pill..
1. Desperate idiot striving to impress female teenagers in particular with his apparent mastery of words which are nothing else than metaph..
1. Person who is spending long periods of time on the internet for multiple reasons. Extremely experienced online (re)searcher. Person w..