Classeration

What is Classeration?


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Any cut resulting in severe bleeding, or necessitating the need for stitches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a Dixie Chicks concert.

The emergency response team arrived at the Sidney Opera House only to find that Sheila Koalawanker had suffered a life threatening classeration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of Fiddler on the Roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through Sheila's carotid artery.

See laceration, guggenheim, louvre


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