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A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.
Alfonse is ..
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The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.
Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club..
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The soft folds of skin in a woman's vagina
I'd like to get between her queefquilts.
See vagina, clam ditch, roast beef curta..