Classhole Edit Meaning

1.

An asshole of higher order demonstrating calculated assholishness. Aspires to have more creativity than the common asshole and takes pride in pulling off assholish things. Usually accompanied by apologetic friends.

PIZZA SHOP PATRON #1: "Why the fuck is Brass Monkey playing over and over?"

PIZZA SHOP PATRON #2: "Some dude dumped 10 bucks into the jukebox and picked that gay ass song to play like 50 times. And then he left."

PIZZA SHOP PATRON #1: "Feck! What a classhole!"

"I'm sorry my friend shaton your driveway - he's kind of a classhole."

See asshole, assholish, assholishness, ass shit, bastard

2.

A classhole is a rare breed of student, the kind who insists upon commenting upon absolutely everything the professor says, even if his/her comment is as meaningless as nodding and verbally giving his assent/dissent. The classhole also answers just about every question asked, even when everyone else is sick to death of hearing him/her spew their insignificant opinions about topics nobody really cares about in the first place. Class is a time to shut your mouth and listen to the professor, who has years of education and probably four or five different diplomas to boot; the knowledge of the classhole pales in comparison, but this is a fact that is only evident to everyone else in the class. The classhole, so smitten with themselves, remains ignorant.

The foreign exchange student who nods his head every time the professor says something "meaningful" and voices his opinion every damn chance he gets is undoubtedly a classhole.

See asshole, class, university, yale

3.

An asshole but with class. Does asshole-ish things, but with a classy twist

Man 1:You see, I am what I call a Classhole, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store, so thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.

Man 2: I am in awe.

Man 1: It's even more fun to do to condoms.

See classhole, xkcd, classy, asshole, webcomic

4.

a special type of asshole. This kind of asshole has all the generic asshole features, but with an extra special flair. Generally, this person will always try to pull off pranks and sarcasm with as much intelligence and creativity as possible.

I'm sorry my friend just spit in your drink and laughed about it after because he has oral herpes, he's a classhole.

See classhole, asshole, douche bag, classy, mean

5.

An asshole on craigslist. Derived from c/l asshole.

The guy who responds to your wanted ad saying he saw the item you want on cl

and the next week emails again, all in caps "AS I SAID BEFORE, I HAVE THESE."

His personal ad sounded really good, so we met for coffee, but it turns out he's a classhole.

See asshole, craigslist, list, jerk

6.

What you call classmates that get on your nerves when you are unable to call them @$$holes due to the nature of the audience.

I can't believe what that classhole said in chemistry today...

See chums, buds, pals

7.

n. a classmate who takes pleasure in the sound of his or her own voice and will not shut up during a class.

n. an obnoxious classmate

Justin never shuts up in class.

He's such a classhole!

See class, asshole, obnoxious, ass, shut up