What is Classic Jef?
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To shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. Is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.
See also: Conversation Killer
Hell yeah I'd jack off than five year old hermapherdite. Their semen tastes like dirty sea brine. Salty sweet!
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measure of one's vikingness.
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The act of shitting in a persons mailbox, then placing a firecracker in the shit and lighting it. The goal is to see how long it is unti..
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Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...
Take a perfect situatio..
