Classic Plonker

What is Classic Plonker?

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.

Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...

See arsehole, eccentric, dullard, fool

Universal Excuse

1. An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination. ..

Queerisma

1. The Charisma of queers and homos Oh god, that guy is oozing queerisma! (Very gay -or- very Graham Norton) See gay, queer, homo, charis..

Vaginosis

1. A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramir..

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