Classic Rock

What is Classic Rock?


1.

The Best musical genre of all. Other types of Rock & Rollare alright, but this is the best!

led zeppelin, guns n' roses, yeah, yeah, we know, WHAT ABOUT QUEEN, YOU PRICKS!!

2.

Stop saying Guns N' Roses are Classic Rock, you fucking morons. They are hair. And they suck ass.

Real Classic Rock is Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Sweet, Uriah Heep, Head East, Eric Clapton, Boston, Styx, Journey, Rush, Rolling Stones, Sammy Hagar, Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Alice Cooper, Black Oak Arkansas, Foghat, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Queen, Rod Stewart, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Crowes, Janis Joplin, Foreigner, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, T.Rex, The Who, Moody Blues, Yardbirds, Bad Company, ELO, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Nazareth, Joe Cocker, The Guess Who, Heart, Judas Priest, Cream, CCR, George Thorogood, Five Man Electrical Band, Velvet Underground, Golden Earring, Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Deep Purple, J. Geils Band, Jackson Browne, Kansas, KISS, Cheap Trick, Dire Straits, Black Sabbath, Thin Lizzy, The Youngbloods, Marshall Tucker Band, ZZ Top, David Bowie, Bob Seger, Curved Air, ARGENT, Humble Pie, The Beatles, Grand Funk Railroad, Mountain, Doobie Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Doors, AC/DC, The Hollies, The Kinks, The Troggs, Tom Petty, Jethro Tull, Edgar Winter Group, etc.

Fake "Classic Rock" is Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Quiet Riot, Iron Maiden, etc.

Shut the fuck up about it unless you know the real Classic Rock bands.

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3.

only type of music that is the dialogue and the stage direction of an entire generation

Classic rock is what makes bad bands of today look really bad

4.

Classic Rock is undoubtedly one of the greatest genres of music this planet has ever seen. Classic Rock includes:

Cream, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, KISS, New York Dolls, Aerosmith, Queen, Sammy Hagar, Montrose and Ted Nugent. It does not- I repeat- does NOT include Mötley Crüe, Guns N' Roses or Metallica as some of these ass holes seem to think.

Stupid fuck: Dude, stop listening to that shit and listen to some Classic Rock like Metallica!

(I, then, beat SF's face in with a Queen record)

Me: No, dipshit, THAT'S classic rock.

5.

one of the greatest generes of music out there, composed of a very talented band and unblieveable lyircs

led zeppelin, pink floyd, elp, dire straits, zz top, the doors, black sabbath, kansas, deep purple

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6.

What revolutionized the music world. What nu-metalwill never live up to.

Classic rock forever!

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7.

Simply the best music genre ever

Wow, classic rock...rocks

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