What is Classturbate?
1.
To masturbate while in class.
Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.
See also
1. Dude, did you see Bryan classturbate after that biology test?
2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?
3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?
2.
V. To Classturbate,
masturbating during class; most often by a guy, often creepy, with few exceptions.
The subject will most likely not know everyone does, though.
Guy: Dude! You hear about Vincent Frank?
Girl: No, what about him?
Guy: In two days so far, he's classturbated in 7 classes!!
Girl: That's just creepy.
And the weird part, this is a true story.
And yes, a teacher will notice.
in this case, she has
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