Classturbation

What is Classturbation?


1.

To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.

See masturbate, beat the meat, jerk off, milk the snake

2.

To be so bored during a class that you secretly reach your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand into your pant pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: "Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time."

Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."

See masturbate, beat the meat, jerk off, milk the snake

3.

1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.

this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.

See masturbation, jerk off, pinch, pervert, handjob


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