What is Claude?
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The coolest fucking sheep you'll ever meet.
Guy 1: yo, have you seen Claude?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's the plushiest mother fucker I know.
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Spoilers follow:
In the popular video game GTA San Andreas, Claude is a character that shows up early mid game and takes Catalina away to Liberty City, much to the relief of the main character, Carl "CJ" Johnson. Claude never speaks, but may look familiar to fans of the GTA series. What isn't mentioned is that Claude is actually the main character from GTA3, who is never named and never speaks in that game. It also means San Andreas is something of a prequel to GTA3, as Catalina betrays Claude at the beginning of GTA3, and is eventually killed by Claude at the end of that game.
Claude took Catalina away to Liberty city only to have her shoot him and leave him for dead. He took his revenge, though, by blowing her helicopter out of the sky.
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Slang term for money derived from the name of the artist Claude Monet
I need to go to the bank to get some Claude
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Name given to a person that is the pinnacle of whiteness
Someone that thinks they are black, however are not
Computer savy is always a plus
Claude says he listens to rap music, however talks about it in a dorky tone, and knows all of macintosh's new releases
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The jacket worn by Claude Greengrass from Heartbeat
He donned the Claude as he left the house.
