Claude Balls

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(n. proper) Acclaimed writer of the famous epochal novel The Tiger's Revenge. Born 11 AD as Harry Balzonia. Died 1983 of a terrible safari accident.

Harry Balzonia was a failed writer looking for a fitting pseudonym; that is, until he wrote The Tiger's Revenge and soon became known as Claude Balls.

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