Claudianity

What is Claudianity?

A religion created by Cauia. The Bible is: Claudianity - The New Christianity...only better :P

The Five Commandments include:

A liar is a fraud in the eyes of Claud

Always make time to applaud Claud

Claud is lord

If you're bored...worship Claud

If Claud is ignored...um, yeah...

To believe in Claudianity you are a Claudian. Claudians are close friends with Chibists and Lemon Squeezists.

I've converted to Claudianity!

I'm a Claudian!

See claud, claudia, claude, claudianity

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