What is Claudio?
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claudio is the coolest guy ever and lead singer of Coheed and Cambria
holy fucking fuckity fuck its claudio!
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Claudio:
The one I know who used to be my friend is a total ass who thinks he is better than you. I basically consider him and his newly found online “girlfriend” Wapanese. He sells his friends out to game tournaments and looses thusly only to meet his “girlfriend” for the first time. To impress her, he bought a skateboard, and he doesn’t even use it outside, he “practices” inside. Soon he’ll get a snowboard and “practice” Snowboarding inside as well.
To describe him, let’s just say he has played the Sonic games a bit too much, and dyes his hair blue and wears only red shoes. He also tries to act like Sonic and try to race you, yet he was the one who sat on his fat ass and played only video games while you were taking Track and whoop his ass at every challenge. Long Story Short, a wannabe who thinks he is better than you, when even a 3 year old is better than him. The person above me is also right I seriously hope he becomes “homosexually inclined”.
Me: Look there is Claudio with his slutty online girlfriend
friend: Yeah I hope the same thing that happend last time happens again.
Me: Then he'll come crawling back like the little bitch he is >:D
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Name of the coolest, hottest, tightest guy I know.
Jicila luvs one of her best friends. His name is CLAUDIO.
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name for someone who provides an endless supply of quotable quotes that have a humor value independant of the speaker's level of inebriation
" it has four engines... i mean seats " ~claudio
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*Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name
*The first love that some girl met in an art museum in Italy when she was 16. Follows him around the world via e-mails to meet agin 4 years later in New York like in the movie "An Affair to Remember"...only without the crippled legs.
*also see; "Fabio"...twin brother with Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name.
crystal~"oh, that's a picture of Claudio". Heidi~"wow, he's hot...does he have a brother?" Crystal~"Yeah, his name is Fabio" Heidi~"I wanna go to Italy!"
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man who dances with fun men budes and is gaye. homoe
What a claudio. he is such a fage. homoe.
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Homosexually inclined.
