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What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.
Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.
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Loud mouth house wife.
person 1: Why does Kate have a black eye?
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
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