Clause-trophobia

What is Clause-trophobia?

The extreme and paralyzing fear of Santa Clause or Santa related paraphernalia.

Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.

See santa clause, santa, christmas, phobia

Filthy Maitland

1. Introducing an Irn-Bru bottle up a lady's poontang with one hand while inserting the spare hand up the anus to remove the lid throu..

Zambelli

1. someone who prefers the company of men "that kid looks like a zambelli" See men, zambelli, gay, kid, fag..

Zekeing

1. The act of ejaculating too early. Possibly within 5 seconds. Serge: I felt bad for zekeing on Nimet last night. See zeke, zekeing, spe..

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