Clause-trophobia

What is Clause-trophobia?

The extreme and paralyzing fear of Santa Clause or Santa related paraphernalia.

Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.

See santa clause, santa, christmas, phobia

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