What is Clav?
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Literally "chillin' like a villain." Refers to the act of relaxation.
Other form: clavving
"I'm tired from being out so late last night. Tonight, I am just going to stay home, watch some TV, order some takeout and clav."
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A classy chav, usually someone trying to deny their chavness but they just can't resist wearing the odd bit of cheap bling, bright white trainers or going happy slapping with their pit bull.
I hate Clavs. Danielle Westbrook, Ashley Cole - stop denying yourselves, you might as well just buy yourselves a vauxhall nova and have done with it.
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