Claysturbation

What is Claysturbation?

The act of fashioning a dildo from a clay mold of your own penis and using it to sodomize yourself.

I learned the hard way that claysturbation doesn't work well if the mold's edges are too sharp.

See mold, clay, masturbation

Bare Pole

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Argubation

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