Claysturbation

What is Claysturbation?

The act of fashioning a dildo from a clay mold of your own penis and using it to sodomize yourself.

I learned the hard way that claysturbation doesn't work well if the mold's edges are too sharp.

See mold, clay, masturbation

Fuxhausted

1. The state or feeling of exhaustion after sex. I am totally fuxhausted after last night, my boyfriend and I fucked until 6 am! See exha..

Malpassicistic

1. An unhealthy obsession with all things mal Derived from the American God Malpass, God of the awesome and of all things that are the bes..

Shapan

1. Slacker with big hair; master of the 'French inhale.' Yo, Shapan, what's up? See krant, barnes, heatbag, flow, salad..

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