Claysturbation

What is Claysturbation?

The act of fashioning a dildo from a clay mold of your own penis and using it to sodomize yourself.

I learned the hard way that claysturbation doesn't work well if the mold's edges are too sharp.

See mold, clay, masturbation

Invisible Girlfriend

1. a girlfriend that you cant see but you still really relaly care about today, friday, i hope to see my invisible girlfriend at the mall ..

Kneelesting

1. The act of molesting ones knee inadvertedly during a conversation. "Amanda stop kneelesting me" yells Moose. See stop, knee,..

Zigotango

1. A fumbling fall, usually head first, to the ground in a spastic manner. That fellow made a zigotango straight for the ground...

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