Clean Break Edit Meaning

1.

a desirable but often elusive bathroom phenomenon wherein a log of feces is expelled from the anus in one solid piece, typically characteristic of a healthy diet lacking any recent form of heavy alcohol consumption.

-where you been the last hour? did ya fall in?

-it was awful. my steel wool ass bush grated my feeble muddy poo to shreds, leaving half the turd backed up. wiping was a total nightmare; it was like i was smearing engine grease all over my ass with wax paper. i only stopped when i started bleeding. i would kill for just one clean break this month!

See scat, shit, poop, burlap, rhea, rot gut

2.

When you wipe your arse after a shit, and you can get straight after it.

"that was quick"

"yeah, clean break"

See shitmaster