Clean Getaway

What is Clean Getaway?


1.

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.

I was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as I was on a date.

2.

When you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.

A had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. I really stunk up the place. But I was able to make a clean getaway.

See shit, courtesy flush, walk of shame, dump

3.

When you are having anal sex,hopefully with a chick, before you pull out you poke her in the sides so she clentches up and your dick comes out clean.

I hate getting shit on my dick, so I use the clean getaway on my girlfriends.

See KC


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