What is Clean Sock?
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A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).
"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"
"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
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Long word used by douchebags in a futile attempt to impress people. I know because I've tried.
Baby, I'd slip you the salami ..