Clean The Pipes

What is Clean The Pipes?


1.

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

2.

To urinate shortly after masturbating in order to clean the semen from within your penis.

To Computer: Hold on Mary-Kate, I Gotta Go Clean The Pipes.


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