What is Cleanlin?
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Same as a lumpkin*, except on a bidet. In essence, getting both ends clean at the same time.
*receiving a blowjob while defecating.
Alex: "So I was cleaning my ass on the bidet when my girlfriend came in and gave me a blowjob."
Pascal: "Oh, so you got a cleanlin?"
Alex: "Yup."
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