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When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.
She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette w..
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The act of masturbation via ones own arsehole.
"Jerry was a terrible bumfrigger, his anus was always on standby."
See bumfri..
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The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage femal..