Cleansneisure

What is Cleansneisure?

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)

Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!

Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

Flonker

1. Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroupalt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires. "Oh..

'bate Sesh

1. Short for "Masturbation Session". Name given for the time spent masturbating. I felt like shit all day, but then I had a sick..

Zero To Ohhh!

1. The time it takes, from the start of sex, to make a woman have an orgasm She was so turned on last night she went from zero to ohhh! in..

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