Cleansneisure

What is Cleansneisure?


1.

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)

Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!

Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!


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