Cleansneisure

What is Cleansneisure?

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)

Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!

Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

Ball Shrinking Cold

1. The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls." So cold a man's testicles shrivel up. Dallas in..

Ass Fluffer

1. n. Someone who keeps people's asses lubed while they wait to get fucked in them. "My ass is getting dry. Get me an ass fluffe..

Phlegm Douche

1. The act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the vagina or anus. Sinc..

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