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The line on a males taint where if he was to be a female there would be a juicy sweaty pink pussy.
"ahhhhh, I sharted and got a sh..
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The act of taking a crap on a womans chest and then proceeding to titty fuck her using the poo as lube.
My wife is a dirty whore, so I ..
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The act of opening a champagne bottle, preferably Andre, and shooting the cork into a womans eye then proceding to douse the woman with ..