Clear The Custard

What is Clear The Custard?

Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.

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Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.

See ejaculation, masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, beating off

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