Clear The Custard

What is Clear The Custard?

Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.

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Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.

See ejaculation, masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, beating off

Skitzofrenic

1. Wneh someone suffers from skitzofrenia which is a mental illness. OMG!! Shes a skitzofrenic! See skitzo, skitzofrenic, skit..

Hairy Hector

1. when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass i just gave her a hairy hector See poop, butt, ass, crap, shit..

Zhepuff

1. Everything and anything, mainly sex. (pronounce 'zhe' as 'je' in French) How are you?... Zhepuff! See good, great,..

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