Clear The Snorkel

What is Clear The Snorkel?


1.

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop

Choke the chicken

Yank the plank

Clean the pipes

Grapple the gorilla

Pet the one eyed snake

Stroke the salami

Massage colin

Toss off

Shake hands with the milkman

Greet the old chap

tommy tank

Spank Off

Spank the Monkey

Buffing the Banana

Holding Your Sausage Hostage

Jackin' the Beanstalk

Rounding up the Tadpoles

Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ

Spank the Frank

Applying the hand brake

Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior

Auditioning the finger puppets

Beef-stroke-it-off

Boxing the bald champ

Charming the snake

Checking for testicular cancer

Choking Kojak

Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie

Straddle your paddle

Taking matters into your own hands

Teasing the weasel

Thumping the pump

Tickling the pickle

etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

See masturbate, jerk, meat


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