Cleat Monkey Edit Meaning

1. Fat turkish emo who plays runescape. Hey look at that creepyweird he's a smelly turk! See creepy, weird, fat, smelly, turkish, em..

1. fear of too many santa clauses He felt a bout of santaclaustrophobia coming upon him as the holiday season approached. See santa claus..

1. (Noun) - A person who is among the greatest of guitarists, nearing the guitar skill of Jason Becker, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Jeff Loomis, ..