What is Cleatface?
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Someone with such deep pockmarks, that a mold of their face could be cast and used to make traction for athletic cleats.
Shes a total
butterface , her body is smokin' but she has major cleatface.
F. Murray Abraham is a great actor; but man...check out his cleatface!
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