Cleave Machine

What is Cleave Machine?

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slagsand Prostitutes

Can not be controlled after gaining momentum

Runs purely on the Vaginasof young women, useualy inoccent young women

"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"

See cleaver, machine, bouque, bucket, prostitute

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