What is Cledanzaveland Steamlaper?

1.

Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er

A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference

That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.

See sex, fetish, poop, candy, Sexual Tyrannosaurus
29

Random Words:

Xof
1. Variation of "xo", meaning 'hugs and kisses and fucks' (or kisses and hugs and fucks), as a sentimental farewell, se..
Read more
N Sync
1. 5 Pieces of crap that should have been flushed. See Backstreet Boysfor other definitions. Man: Have you heard of N Sync Other Man: Yea..
Read more
Homotastic
1. something or someone that is homo Saadat is homotastic. See gay, homo, not straight, supid, wierd 2. 1. To extoll the fantastic quee..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free