What is Cledanzaveland Steamlaper?

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Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er

A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference

That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.

See sex, fetish, poop, candy, Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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