What is Cleetus?
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Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
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Slang term for Brittney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline.
"I heard Brittney was divorcing Cleetus!"
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