Cleft Edit Meaning

1.

A crevice in the body. (or valley if you will)

Oh i'd like to see her cleft!

2.

Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedgeand flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"

You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft

See quim, wedge, flange, minge, honeypot, spam purse, vagina, kleft

3.

The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.

Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!

See testicals, balls, nuts

4.

a straight up skank, someone who gives up sex very easily.

"Most of the people down on colfax are clefts... but thats nice when you need some lovin and only gots 5 dolla"

See whore, slut, ho, skank, prostitute

5.

A Northern Irish term. A cleft is essentially a yuppiearsehole, or trustfund hipster. Activities indulged in by the cleft, including the purchase of luxury cars, male grooming products and Warhol prints, may be referred to as clefty.

Christ, is that a cashmere iPod cosie? You utter cleft.

See yuppie, clefty, hipster, cunt, trendy

6.

Adj "A way of life"

Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.

Wow look at that guy in his Armani shirt and Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.

Yes what a clefty bastard.

See d4, abercrombie, and, fitch, coke head, posh

7.

short for 'clear left'. In countries that drive on the left side of the road, it is what the passenger (who is sitting in the shotgun seat on the left side of the car) says to a the driver to indicate the way in clear from the left and its safe to procede,

Driver " how are we looking?"

Passenger "cleft!"

See car, shotgun, driving, Kraken