What is Cleg?
1.
the pieces of shit that are stuck to ones arsehole haires as a result of bad arse wiping.
Shit there shit stuck on my arse. Shut up you cleg
2.
To eat a chip out of someones ass.
I Clegged sally last night. She stained my chip.
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3.
The practice of pinning someone down and farting in their mouth.
It was a perfect night. Oysters, champagne, everything, and then to make my ecstasy complete, he clegged me.
4.
British. slang term for slut!
"Oh God! She is such a cleg."
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