What is Clegg?
1.
Dried up poo found in the crack of ones bum, often caused by a poor wiping technique
Rachel licked the clegg from Stephanie's ringpiece
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2.
sex pest, who will stop at no means for unintelligent conversation with prostitutes.
stop harassing the prostitutes! you're such a clegg.
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3.
'clegg' is a term which is used to refer to the greatest of male musicians, esspecially those which have obnormally large penises. These musicians are normally tall and have astonishing good looks.
Hot female: I met this clegg in a club yesterday
Her Friend: nice
Hot Female: I can barely walk today
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4.
A unit of sexual conquest consisting of 30 separate and distinct mates. Named after Britisg polition Nicholous Clegg
She's no viggin but I doubt shes had a clegg
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