Clegg

What is Clegg?


1.

Dried up poo found in the crack of ones bum, often caused by a poor wiping technique

Rachel licked the clegg from Stephanie's ringpiece

See poo, bum, toilet, arse, shit, loo

2.

sex pest, who will stop at no means for unintelligent conversation with prostitutes.

stop harassing the prostitutes! you're such a clegg.

See prostitutes, danny, pimp, stalker, bannana

3.

'clegg' is a term which is used to refer to the greatest of male musicians, esspecially those which have obnormally large penises. These musicians are normally tall and have astonishing good looks.

Hot female: I met this clegg in a club yesterday

Her Friend: nice

Hot Female: I can barely walk today

See musician, amazing, godly, bang

4.

A unit of sexual conquest consisting of 30 separate and distinct mates. Named after Britisg polition Nicholous Clegg

She's no viggin but I doubt shes had a clegg

See sex, promiscuity, lovers


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