Clegnut

What is Clegnut?


1.

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes

of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!

Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

2.

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.

or

poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

See clegnut, poo, anus, pubes, ass

3.

unwiped excrement hanging from anal pubic hair

see above

See Pinky

4.

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

See poo, bum, anal, pubes, shit

5.

Slang and derogatory term used for a person of diminished intellect.

You clegnut, yes it IS raining outside !


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