Clem Edit Meaning

1.

a hillbilly hick who's dumber than shit

I hope this trip in the woods will not be like "Deliverance"

I don't wanna get raped by a clem.

2.

Used in a negative way; it is used to describe a person who is an embarrassment, or a "joke of a person"

However can be used as an adjective, noun, verb.

Drunk in public- Clemming it up.

Used as an insult- you are such a clem

See joke, woof, eesh

3.

Archaic v. To voraciously eat.

n. Food, foodstuffs to be voraciously eaten.

"I'm gonna clem this pie at pace, like."

"Let's go Macky D's and get our clem on."

4.

To clem means to hit a man in the groin

me:* punch in groin *

man: crys: why did you clem me

See clem, violence, pain, noob, terrorist, muslim

5.

The word clem (or rather NOT having a clem) indicates that someone has absolutely no idea what they are talking about/doing. Oddly, the word *clem* is NOT used in a positive manner, people are not described as HAVING a clem, just on their lack of a clem!

The word *clem* is never heard as a word in it's own right, but always in phrases such as *he hasn't got a clem* or *that idiot has no clem*. So although clem ought to mean competent or knowledgeable, it is never used in that context.

I hope the examples make this a bit clearer!

Commonly used in South Wales.

"I'm having my car repaired at that new garage."

"What did you want to go there for? The mechanic hasn't got a clem!"

Ruth had no clem that Alex was in love with her, because he hid it so well.

See ignorance, knowledge, incompetence, lack, hopeless

6.

To come up on two people in a battle and kill the one who is winning then kill the weaker one thus killing both. (normally used in halo)

me and josh were in an epic battle and dima clemed us

See halo 3, gayed, boyfriended, stole

7.

fat/weight-some one who has recently gained an enormous amount of weight.

hey there, jesus you have put on a clem or two ie you are fat.

See fat, weighty, heavy, bulbous, podgey