What is Clement?
1.
Weather of such temperature that you can take all your clothes off and still feel the same way.
It's a clement day today, think I will go naked.
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2.
Beautiful french guy. Usually, they come from Paris...
By the way, it means as well smart and clever.
What a Clement guy!!
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3.
Clements are anomalies. They have a habit of asking some interesting yet pointless questions, and keep you guessing with their unpredictable trickster habits. Clements are compact and little by nature. Most are found to travel the world and have a deep passion for the arts, but often also come with weird habits.
A Clement would punch concrete every morning for fun, eat lots of raw fish (and outeats people twice his size), have a Evil Spiderman poster on his ceiling, says "Jigga what" incessantly, draw his own tattoo, listen to the same song for months, jump really high, cut down on words and make no sense, use Gangbang on his first day in class, pull off purple paisley shirts, make you feel like the only person in the world when he speaks to you, and quote 50-Cent in philosophy class.
Note: Clements are only subsets of inclement, so do not take advantage of their generally kind nature.
Clement to dad when he was 5: Why wasn't I named Micheal Jackson?
The Girlfriend: Ugh, Clement, get that Spiderman poster off your ceiling.
Person: Woah!
Clement: Jigga what.
Clement: You know, when one person gets upset and riles someone else up and they go approach the victim, its like a gangbang.
(Whole class looks shocked)
Professor (after class): I know what you meant, and you're pretty accurate with description, just that your classmates dont seem to understand.
Roomate: Hey, wanna go eat something?
Clement: Wait, I have to go punch some concrete first.
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4.
Meaning to epic fail in life.
To Clement.
You've just really clemented then.
You have so not just clemented?!
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5.
A synonym for a mass producer of ice lemon tea. Usually comes from Asia or Hong Kong and always phails in life
Dude, you sucks, you're such a clement.
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