Clemin

What is Clemin?


1.

It's America's hottest new curse word.

(Family Guy s5)

Tom Tucker - "America's hottest new curse word, Clemin. We'll tell you what it means, after the break."

See curse word, swear, family guy, clemen, tucker

2.

A fake swear word invented by the writers of the hit show Family Guy in season 5:

It has no real meaning, but chances are, if it ever becomes part of the standard U.S. vernacular, no one will be allowed to use it on regular television shows.

Tom Tucker - "America's hottest new curse word, Clemin. We'll tell you what it means, after the break."

See clemin, family guy, clemen

3.

A clemin is the generic insult when you don't have an insult. Originally on the television show Family Guy, described as Americas hottest new swearword, but a proper definition was never given on the episode itself.

Often used by idiots and other people who can't form a proper insult. However if used well it can become quite humorous.

In essence it is an ambiguous swear word that is hard to define with a singular definition.

Bob: Hey Tim, I heard that your a dirty homo!

Tim: I am not, I quite like girls.

Bob: Well how come you've never had a girlfriend, and seem to not react to hot girls?

Tim: .... Shutup you.... clemin.

Bob: Oh very good you dirty little retard.

See swear word, insult, generic, clemin

4.

Any form of sticky residue remaining on a penis after sexual intercourse.

I knew I should have taken a shower instead of using a napkin.. It took me like 4 hours to get all the clemin off my dick.

See cleman, clemen, sperm, juice

5.

-noun

1. The coagulated substance clinging to the bristly groin of a female who has done without washing or hygene for at least a few menstrual cycles. An inch or two layer of sour cervical tissue creating a plug of greasy steaming filth in and around the entrance to ones stench trench. Often resembling a brownish green scab with black wire protruding from it in appearance, but harbouring the acrid smell of hot cheese and rotting prawn cocktail.

Most well known for the permanent dark stain it leaves on anything unfortunate enough to come into contact with its hot moist surface.

"Oh my god, this burnt mincemeat looks like clemin!"

See clemin, clemen, period, menstruation


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