Clenis

What is Clenis?


1.

Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.

In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.

See blunted

2.

Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.

'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"

3.

(noun.)

1. President Bill Clinton's all powerful member (Clinton + penis = clenis)

2. Name used to sarcastically identify right wing conservatives' and the media's habit of blaming every bad event on President Clinton's sexual misconduct.

George Bush couldn't have wrecked the economy...I blame the Clenis!

Thanks to the Clenis today's teens have no morals.

Rush Limbaugh blamed the Clenis for causing his criminal drug use.

4.

Portmanteau of clitoris and penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.

Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!

See That Guy

5.

A clitoris so big it can pass for a penis.

I went down on this lady the other night and she had quite the clenis.

See small penis, vagina, oral sex, she-male

6.

1. a very large clitoris (suckably large!)

2. a mutant penis-shaped clit

Jim: Holy shit! I could see the clenis on that last stripperfrom the back of the room it was so huge!

Joe: Perfect for all the latent fags in here, don'tcha think?

See clenis, clit, jumbo, penus, clitoris, clittoris, Cyberpope


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