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When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
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grilled cheese with ham on it
In an act of fury, the six year old threw his boy cheese at his unknowing sister.
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Cheating on your wife.
Honey, I'm Goin' hiking on the appalacian trail! These senate sessions are just wearing me out.
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