What is Cleptoglassiac?
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A person who suffers from the irresistible urge to steal glasses from drinking establishments.
Dude, I stuck three pint glasses in my bag last night! I didn't know that many would fit in there! I'm turning into a total cleptoglassiac!
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Random Words:
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..