Cleptoglassiac

What is Cleptoglassiac?

A person who suffers from the irresistible urge to steal glasses from drinking establishments.

Dude, I stuck three pint glasses in my bag last night! I didn't know that many would fit in there! I'm turning into a total cleptoglassiac!

See cleptomaniac, alcoholic, drunk, bar, glasses

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