Cletus Cockmaster

What is Cletus Cockmaster?


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When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"

Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

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