Cletus Cockmaster

What is Cletus Cockmaster?

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

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Beaching A Turd

1. To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a..

Qusnarf

1. When a female queefs in a bath or hot tub, then ingests the bubble expelled from her vagina. My Girlfriend queefed in the bath, then at..

Cottager

1. A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man. Note- hom..

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