Cletus Cockmaster

What is Cletus Cockmaster?

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"

Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

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W.i.a.

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1. Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect. The headline read 'Intel back on track&apos..

W00f

1. Exclamation. Props given out by a l337 d0g. Timmy: I just own3d that guy who was going around ganking n00bs. Fido: w00f. See bark, wo..

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