Cletus Cockmaster

What is Cletus Cockmaster?

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"

Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

See dick, blowjob, alaskan, pipeline

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

Hamdammered

1. Extremely intoxicated. Past the point of being hammered or wasted It was at that point I realized you had gone from being drunk to hamd..

Shittanked

1. Inebriated beyond logical comparison. Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday! See drunk, trashed, smash..

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