Cletus Cockmaster

What is Cletus Cockmaster?

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

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Jonx'd

1. To be " uber poned". Synonym for jones'd, pwn'd, owned, etc. The contraction is just for extra 1337ness. Person 1: ..

America's Next Top Model

1. The best reality tv show ever! Hosted by (tyra banks) I wonder who's gonna be eliminated next from america's next top model....

Petruccinated

1. The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci. ..

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