Cleveland Lapdance

What is Cleveland Lapdance?


1.

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

See lapdance, titty bar, cleveland, ladyboy, tranny

2.

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.

Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.

See cleveland, lapdance, shit, blow mud, mudslide


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