What is Cleveland Smarty-pants?


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When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

See cleveland, smarties, tinfoil


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