What is Cleveland Smarty-pants?


1.

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

See cleveland, smarties, tinfoil


16

Random Words:

1. An abbreviation for Christmas, from the Greek spelling of Christ, the first letter of which was chi ("X"). Merry X-mas. See ..
1. to suggest something through the medium of mime rather than voice John could not hear his friend so he suggestured they should head to ..
1. A strap-on penis or dildo. Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod? See ted 2. A guy with a very small penis. Forget that motion of th..